Dead Inside Beanie

You’re already dead inside—why not wear the merch?

This jet-black beanie screams apathy louder than your favorite sad boi anthem. It's not just a beanie; it's a declaration that says, “Yes, I’ve seen things, and no, I don’t want to talk about it.” Plus, it’ll keep your head warm while you're busy overthinking.

Get yours now before your whole crew beats you to it. Because if you don’t snag this, are you even emo?

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!